Real madrid is the only football club in world which is allowed to play with 12 players on the pitch ( Refree)
They are also allowed to score offside goals in champions league night
Don't say messi name infront of real madrid fans
They loose their mind after hearing messi name
They are also allowed to score offside goals in champions league night
Don't say messi name infront of real madrid fans
They loose their mind after hearing messi name
by Unknown_speaker May 4, 2024
Get the Real madridmug. Barry: what are you listening to
Cornelius: jcole
Barry: but dude it's real kendrick hours why aren't u listening to Kendrick?
Cornelius: ah shit u right B
Cornelius: jcole
Barry: but dude it's real kendrick hours why aren't u listening to Kendrick?
Cornelius: ah shit u right B
by NROD6GOD June 5, 2018
Get the Real kendrick hoursmug. 
The expression of an applicable fact whenever the past, present, and future versions of you are all deliberately aligned in reality + truth.
Beyond a state of being “too real”.
This is true when you feel fully supported and guided by your higher self, beyond the 3rd/4th dimension.
Beyond a state of being “too real”.
This is true when you feel fully supported and guided by your higher self, beyond the 3rd/4th dimension.
If you only knew the synchronicity of what just happened…!!! Man, that was three realllll!
I’m three real. I know nothing else. Lemme alone.
I’m three real. I know nothing else. Lemme alone.
by Another You December 27, 2021
Get the Three Realmug. an interjection that's used when you are absolutely NOT going to be quick. Used to sneak into conversations by fooling people into believing that you will be quick even though you are going to be anything but.
Person 1: the other day I was walki-
Person 2: hey, real quick, last night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my pop used to grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per night.
Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-
Person 2: hey, while I got you here, real quick........
Person 2: hey, real quick, last night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my pop used to grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per night.
Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-
Person 2: hey, while I got you here, real quick........
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
Get the Real Quickmug. hes the highest producer of pure Peruvian using so much child labour even china would be jealous, his secret to the high amount of sales of the already Great pure Peruvian? his semen ejaculate no further statements on that sources say he once killed a man by flashing his cock at him the man shocked by this great revelation and information overload couldn't handle it the pure demirness and proceeded to explode into smithereens, his name idimeh is a clever name name after the popular character from black ops 1, probably black ops because he blac kopped your mother last night, he has a strong unreasonable distaste for the show "Xavier renegade angel" despite the show kicking absolute ass and being a masterpiece, he deemed the show "brainrot for little bitchy kids" then went back to playing Tekken 7 for 6 hours straight using kazumi and fighting laws and leis but his main talents lie elsewhere, which is charming both men and ladies absolutely soddening their panties over the 400 mile radius, he makes them women "Hella preggo" just by looking at them using his eyes, he looks like Damian Sandow and Elias guy from WWE but would certainly deny the comparisons out of pure humbleness of his character, sources say one notable example of this is when he went away for the weekend and one of his mods, best friends, like a brother but better and closer than lover friend jesty felt like was years and couldn't handle it and beat himself off to the poster of idimeh he had in his room.
oh look it's the real idimeh, jeez he looks so hot right? man my panties are a flood rn no cap no cap, pure skibidi sigma rizz
by jes from grave July 7, 2024
Get the the real idimehmug. by banditboogaloo July 26, 2022
Get the Oh, that's real nicemug.