Washing The Barber

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".

"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"

by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013

g'd your barber

When your genitalia smells like the b82

Damn yo, who just g'd your barber

by Jimbles nontronbo March 28, 2014

Pearl Harbor Barber

When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.

Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.

That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!

by dirty raul September 3, 2014

Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner

Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger

by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016

jt the barber

Usually enormous ears, suckad all the way out!

Jt the barber thought he was funny.

by Barbers anonymous December 21, 2016

Hit'em with a banger

When you get a good ride while working under UBER or lyft platforms.

-Bro ! I just got a ride on a 300% primetime from the airport , I'm gonna hit'em with a banger.

by Bona fide February 24, 2017

just the badger

as in something is perfect. It was exactly what you needed.

That tea was just the badger.

by Ryan Winch 27 April 5, 2017