When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.
by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025
Get the Indian Applemug. by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 6, 2025
Get the Apple iPhonemug. iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B8
iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B9
iPhone XS = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A4
iPhone 11 Pro = Airbus A319 with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A5
iPhone XR = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A1
iPhone 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A3
iPhone 12/12 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B4
iPhone 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM 56-5B6
iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A
iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G
iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700
iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700
iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo
iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000
iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B9
iPhone XS = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A4
iPhone 11 Pro = Airbus A319 with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A5
iPhone XR = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A1
iPhone 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A3
iPhone 12/12 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B4
iPhone 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM 56-5B6
iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A
iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G
iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700
iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700
iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo
iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 1, 2025
Get the Apple = Airbusmug. by :):D:(cookie September 5, 2021
Get the Candy applesmug. A comparison between two things that aren't exactly similar in the first place.
Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.
Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.
Stones v Beatles is another example of apples and oranges. A bluesy rock and roll band is quite a bit different from a psychedelic rock and roll band, so it's not really possible to compare them at all.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 27, 2024
Get the Apples and Orangesmug. 
Normal person: Hey those mac pro wheels look nice do they come in the box with the $20,000 mac pro?
Apple extremists: No why would you think that they are an extra $100 obviously
Apple extremists: No why would you think that they are an extra $100 obviously
by NotAnAppleFanboy December 8, 2020
Get the Apple Extremistsmug.