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iPhone air

the controversial iPhone released alongside the iPhone 17 family. It needs another battery pack, the processor is somehow slower than the regular iPhone 17 despite being labelled as A19 “pro” and costs more and has just one outer camera. You’d be better off even with an iPhone 16 pro.
by smoking & vaping is for losers September 20, 2025
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iphone air

the iphone air is the result of letting Tim Cook too much…. in fact he overcooked!
by smoking & vaping is for losers September 23, 2025
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Arendelle Air

1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.

2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.

3) A term to describe being ripped off.

4) Fraud.
I paid for carry-on luggage handling at Arendelle Air. I despaired when I saw a DC-8-63 arrive into the gate. They only used the front doors for boarding and it took ages for everyone to board. I booked a window seat, only for the window to be blank because they couldn’t be bothered to replace it. When I arrived at my hotel room in the iconic city from frozen, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now arendelle refuse to compensate me for it, those assholes.
by smoking & vaping is for losers September 24, 2025
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Trudeau Air Freshener

This delightful hack will have your public men’s room smelling like a 0-star hotel.

At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
Carthage McFartface: HAY EYYY IM SORREY BUT I EHH GAYVE YER MANS ROOM A UPGRADE OVER THERE EH?

Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.

Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 28, 2025
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iPhone air

an iPhone so cooked it makes the iPhone 16e look good
the iPhone air is doomed to flop
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lion air

A sketchy ass airline that doesn’t train its pilots properly. Don’t fly them.
If you thought arendelle air was bad think again. At least they train their pilots properly unlike lion air. Sure arendelle flies a few older jets like IL-62s, 707s, DC-8s and DC-3s but they know how to fly the planes.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 28, 2025
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Air France flight 4590

contrary to popular belief, it did not cause the immediate retirement of the Concorde, but contributed to it.
Ignorant individual: the Concorde crash was why it was retired!

Smart individual: actually, Air France flight 4590 didn’t cause both Air France and British Airways to immediately ground and retire their entire Concorde fleet. Indeed the crash played a part, but it was mostly a combination of high operational costs, high maintenance and restriction of supersonic travel over land due to the sonic boom led to the eventual retirement of the Concorde. 9/11 didn’t help matters either. They still operated their Concordes for a few years after the crash happened.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 28, 2025
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