Brain poser

A brain poser highlights the act of "posing" as intelligent. It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence.

"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain poser trying to impress the boss."

by Mac Merk July 22, 2025

shit'fo brains

an absolute dumbass

No way, that kid so thick he got shit'fo brains

by t33love-vizzyguy December 29, 2021

BRAIN RIDEOUT

the state of being too "grilled" (high) on MDMA.

jonny's grillin'- dancing and having a blast... but brian is having a brain rideout- his eyes are rolling like a slot machine and he's stomping around the room like godzilla!!

by Dr.Freedom December 9, 2011

finna brain dead

When you or your friend is so stupid, they are one step away from being brain dead

Friend 1: dude my piss still burns a week after sex that's how i know that pussy was fire
me: bruh finna brain dead

by DoggoSouls January 15, 2020

Latex for brains

A. stupid person so they must have Latex in their brain

B. that one person in your group of friends who HAS to be the "accident" their parents messed up on, but you'd be sad if they weren't around

C. Person in your group of friends who comes up with crazy ideas like those crazy condoms that sound like fun, but are really bad in the end

Tiffany: hey, wouldn't it be fun if we went skinny dipping in the lake on Christmas Eve?

Rachel: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!? Latex for brains, that's one crazy-ass idea.....but I love you for it

by PazzySpazzy33 October 21, 2012

brain ded

A phase in life when you stay up till past bootycall o’clock with friends and start going insane to the point where you can cry about life and how you still a single Pringle in a world of 9 billion people then slowly recall into the darkness of sleep.

Me: *crying and eating a banana at the same time *

Friend: you brain ded?

by Karma-Lina February 26, 2018

fetus brain

The most intelligent and attractive person ever. You’d definitely want to date them ;)

“Oh yeah, I wanna sleep with fetus brain”

by Erectiondetection;) October 29, 2019