Rubber Ducking

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.

When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.

by Thee Big D December 16, 2021

Dying Duck

Expression: A really bad musician

Our orchestra sounds like dying ducks!

by Lily28s January 29, 2020

two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.

(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!

by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020

donald duck

Donald Duck is a well known cartoon character.

He shouln't be confused with a shitface.

My favorite character is Donald Duck!

by dum bo June 9, 2020

duck truffle

When you shove a hoisin duck wrap from Tescos meal deal section up your partner

I’m going round Josie’s tonight gonna duck truffle her!

by Nimsat🍑🍆👅🔥💦 January 16, 2025

ducky duck ducky duck duck

It's a duck that is ducky and a duck that is a ducky duck duck

Ducky duck ducky duck duck is amazing

by I HATE MY LIFE WHAT AM DOING December 1, 2021

The duck’s nuts

Similar to “the bee’s knees”. Australian/New Zealand slang meaning “the height of excellence”.

Damn bro, how was John’s mum’s pussy? I’ve heard it’s amazing.
Yeah mate, it’s the duck’s nuts!

by Rrrrrrich September 19, 2018