cheese cunt

When a girl's panties are soaked in cum and oozes out like melted cheese

Man my girl had cheese cunt before I even touched her.

by Ashley DICKerson October 23, 2013

cunt clock

cuntity clockity. word you make up when you bored as dick and say when your drunk. means a clock full of cunt.

god damn brett you cunt clock

by fitty p nuuuu January 21, 2009

skunky cunt

a nasty ass, dirty pussy

"I could smell that girl's skunky cunt from across the street..."

by t-bone steak March 25, 2008

Cooked cunts

OFF CHOPPS ON ANY AND ALL CONTABAND TO FULLEST EXTENT

Hey Bro

Who you living with now ?

I got Smack head Crack head and Inbreed staying with me at the moment there
Fucken Cooked Cunts , ay

by Cuntry April 18, 2018

crossfit cunt

A fucking nonce that wears nothing but CrossFit clothing, they also insist on doing lots of high fives and loud whoops when they have lifted piss poor weights. CrossFit slags are incapable of completing a full rep and can often be seen dropping light weights as their feeble bodies cannot take the strain. If you go to the gym and see a cunt he will likely be conducting a CrossFit routine.

Hey....I so dog tits Toby doing CrossFit in the gym, his body was gopping. To be honest he looked like a dropped yogurt, what a CrossFit cunt.

by Ginger Barbarian. August 17, 2019

bag of cunt

Usually a female individual, usually drunk and/or temperamental, noisy, and generally incorrect in assumptions. A woman more interested in ruining her man's good time than breathing. A nagging, rude, obnoxious female. See also cunt bag.

Dude, are you and Sarah going to make it to the Dirty American Playboys show?

No, she is just being a big ol' bag of cunt and won't come out to play!

by Slim Twofingers February 4, 2010

word cunt

A specialized form of cunt that publicly wrestles unskillfully with larger, less common words so as to feign intellect and reason. Also can refer specifically to the orifice on said cunt from which foolish words originate.

1) The following is a quote from word cunt, Sarah Palin: "Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, "...
2) Saw Dana Loesch on Bill Maher. She needs to shut her word cunt.

by negutits April 4, 2011