chris

chris is a dude who is rlly hot, drinks alot of pre workout until face tingles

hes such a chris

by taramisu November 6, 2018

chris demir

a dumbass mf that wears jeans and compression tights to sleepovers so when he sleeps he gets swamp ass that eventually turns into duck butter

look at that polo g lookin mf

that’s chris demir

by ffffjewssfvewx October 2, 2022

Chris

all you need to know is

1.children love him and men fear him
2. every thursday at noon he teaches a walking on water seminar

jesus, did you see chris the other day?

by ivan17 May 16, 2022

chris carr

The thiccest boi on all the earth. fat ass with a tiny weiner. Needs to shave that unibrow and needs to stop fucking his brother cousin uncle mom aunt step dad relatives. Also has a really bad barber

Yo did you see that fatass with the underlined forehead?
Yeah man what a chris carr!

by chriscarrisfat April 11, 2017

Chris

People with this name are usueally A lying bitch. Manipulative and controlling. Tends to say the doesn't give a shit when the really does. Clinically psychotic. Trys to kill people. Goes to psych ward alot. Don't hang around people like them. Drop all Chris's.

Girl1:Chris is so amazing, I just love him so much
Girl2:dude grow up, he's a lying scumbag, I dated him for a year don't get with him. He's not all he's cut out to be.

Girl3:she right boo

by Skank_Neveraeehhh December 3, 2018

Chris

Chris Is A Great Guy A Great Boyfriend And Would Mostly Be With A White Girl

Chris Is That Nigga

by blacky444 June 9, 2022

Chris P

Chris P Bacon was a sensational meme. As its name suggests, Chris P Bacon is a pig who is in a wheelchair. Chris P passed away in a barn fire in Feb 2021. RIP angel.

In honour of Chris P, vegetarians and vegans use Chris P to signify that they are on a plant-based diet; a no-crispY-bacon diet.

"Why are you not eating any meat?"
"Oh, I'm keeping it Chris P!"

by yolanda123 July 26, 2021