Chris

Chris is the guy I cheated on my now ex-boyfriend with. Chris has an even bigger dick and has incredible stamina. While smooth to the touch, he fucks you rough and like he's from the city even though he lives in the suburbs. Pounded me violently on the trampoline graduation night. Lives next to Ryan but I don't dare tell Ryan because he will get jealous. Never spill.
"Chris since you already raped Angelina will you do it to me?"

"Yeah babe ill do anything for you"

"Thanks Daddy"
by D_sukaifykykyk August 15, 2022
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n. a negative fuck, squidward acting and look alike. you ever meet a Chris, avoid him at all costs and rethink your life decisions.
I just met this guy named Chris, he's negative as fuck and he reminds me of squidward.
by Nagtive September 08, 2019
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Chris is a sexy ass nigga he has a way with the ladies but his heart is set on one person (mya) girls want him niggas wanna be him but that shit will never happen because he is the original
by Lovelyansaksn December 07, 2019
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Chris is a name who doesn't care about his fucking Urban Dictionary Name
Chris
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Hall Of Fame Builder in Fortnite. 99 Overall with all the badges. Likes to have sexual intercourse with bitches that have HIV.
I get 19304949 kills in fortnite ~Chris
by Suckingtoes March 07, 2018
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Verb

The action of re-sending the same memes to the group chat, forgetting that you had sent them just previously
You already sent that, stop Chrissing
by CrabcakesCarcinogenicsGhost October 17, 2019
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a guy who is great at anything he puts his mind to but only uses on girls
I can't believe Chris is at it again.
by why tho ???? December 05, 2023
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