ass lazor

A lazor fired from one's ass

Person 1: I totaly ass lazored while craping last night.
Person 2: Did it hurt?
Person 1: No, it broke my toilet though.

by Bah!!!1!!! December 11, 2009

stick ass

some one with a stick up their ass. Someone who is so focused on following the rules that they often seem to have no sense of humor, no spontaneity, and no desire for fun.

Normal Guy: "Dude! Do you want to come to our sweet party tonight? We're playing pong!"

Stick-Ass: "No. Underage drinking is not something I would like to take part in. Why don't you just follow the rules?"

Normal Guy: "You are SUCH a Stick Ass!"

by gamemaker December 3, 2016

Keegan-ass

Adjective. One who performs ultra thirsty and desperate actions on social media.

Look at that Keegan-ass bitch posting pics of her butthole and not tagging it NSFW.

by I Beat Anne Frank at Hide n Se October 3, 2018

ass taxi

1.) Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal asshat. See "douche canoe."

or

2.) Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of complete and total asshats. Typically seen in the form of white bros in a shitty midsize sedan with inexplicable super ghetto rims. In other words, douche inherited his dead grandma's Mercury and wants to look street.

It's totally okay to disagree about politics. You don't have to be a total ass taxi about it.

or

Check out Slim Shady and his boys over there - rockin that busted ass taxi.

by Drumby July 7, 2016

ass mantle

A person with a large posterior resembling a shelf or mantle.

She has an ass mantle from weight gain

by BeavisBungholio September 18, 2018

Ass-cobbler

1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass

Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"

Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"

Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"

( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)

by CUNGALUNGA July 13, 2012

Douche-ass

One who exemplifies the overbearing qualities of a douchebag and at all other times is just an asshole.

Howie is such a douche-ass. He makes all them douchebags look cool.

by eiwoh May 1, 2014