apple sause lol

karsons cream

Wow that apple sause lol you gave me was so good

by Karson i know where u live May 25, 2022

APPLE

1.
the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.

2.
the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food

"It's better than an apple a day," the doctor said cheerfully.

Jackson picked up an apple from the bowl of fruit, tossed it in the air, caught it, then bit into it.

by Bella hjr August 11, 2020

Apple

The fuck you looking up the definition of an apple you fucking dumbass.

"Jimmy bought 72385 apples for some god forsaken reason"

"Jimmy decided that he would use the apples to keep the doctor away, little did he know that his doctor was also his dad."

by in_jail_out_soon. July 4, 2020

crab apple suffle

Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet

The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom

by tha captain September 20, 2016

Apple catchers

A derogatory term for men’s briefs, particularly white briefs (or “tighty whities”).

Cody was pantsed in the hallway this morning, which was especially embarrassing for him since he had on a pair of apple catchers instead of a pair of boxers.

by Undrwr981 January 7, 2024

That 1% of apple users

A person in that 1% of apple users makes their entirety of their personality about apple and won't shut up about it.

John: You should seriously move to apple. It's really great and really better than your shitty android.
Paul: Can you shut up about apple already? You're literally one of that 1% of apple users.

by WolfPlay013 July 26, 2023

Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024