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Sock parade

Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.
We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.
by Pte window licker May 31, 2021
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Sock Day

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."
Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.
by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021
mugGet the Sock Daymug.

boris the sock

Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :

1) Annoying Mike

2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup

9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF

Yes he's a very talented boi
Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark

Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI

Boris: I know
by lpsoldier July 28, 2019
mugGet the boris the sockmug.

Socks

Socks are stinky. They are as stinky as my school. They stink from miles away.

WARNING: never smell your socks
Omg my room stinks

As much as my smelly socks? I dont think thats possible
by SimsonLife November 20, 2021
mugGet the Socksmug.

popcorn socks

your socks smells like popcorn
Popcorn smells buttery so therefor the socks smells like butter
Popcorn socks= smelly socks
by Djupingen March 30, 2017
mugGet the popcorn socksmug.

sock

the thing you cum in where your girlfriend/wife isn't home
i love having my sock
by amos tbstnt4 December 16, 2020
mugGet the sockmug.

sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid
that fag is a sock glove
by iusedtolikepoptarts January 17, 2010
mugGet the sock glovemug.

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