Shit-Swoop

Stealing the honor of performing the first bowel movement in someone else's new residence. This is most applicable after you help a buddy move-in to a new place and you just have to go to the bathroom to take a dump.

Andy: "Hey guys, I just totally stunk up the bathroom, be warned!"

Andrew: "Damnit Andy! Why did you just shit-swoop my bathroom? This is my brand-new apartment and I haven't even used the toilet yet!"

by Ronnie J October 18, 2012

bukk shit

Short for saying "Fucking Bull Shit."

That guy was a dick to me. Good luck putting up with his bukk shit.

by xChing-Chingx May 17, 2020

Shit Ballerina

The act of raising one's knees while on the commode, leaving only the tippy-toes on the floor. The resulting position resembles a plie squat with feet in pointe, and isolates nerve endings in the sphincter to provide heightened sensation. This technique is preferred by those who enjoy butt-play as part of sex, especially during masturbation.

Spencer's boss complained about the amount of time he spends on the toilet, until Spencer explained he's a shit ballerina.

by Shoobastank September 9, 2019

tantric shit

A long nurtured poo to deliver a deep meaningful connection between man/woman and their faecal friend.

My tantric shit left me in a state of sensual connection with my evacuation. The release made me see stars and hear the voices of angels.

by New Hats McHatter September 1, 2017

shit-muffler

a device or appliance yet to be invented to 'muffle' the sound of your shit hitting the water and/or associated/simultaneous farting.

"i could have used a shit-muffler this morning, that curry and 10 beers to wash it down i had last night really made things awkward at the handbasins as the airport toilets were bustling"

by chrisee t August 8, 2012

Shit Silencer

A strip of toilet paper (usually doubled up - 4 squares folded over to make 2 thick squares) which is laid over the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl. This way, if your toilet is in close proximity to other people or your house is quiet when you're taking a shit and don't want people to hear the splash of your logs hitting the water, the shit silencer cures this issue!

Person 1: Man I took a massive shit last night
Person 2: That must have woken your family up
Person 1: Nah, I used a shit silencer!
Person 2: Ah good job

by saucehair April 22, 2011

Victory Shit!

The Rewarding feeling of taking a shit after SPRINTING! to the bathroom, when u think your not going to make it and as soon as you drop your pants and put your buttcheeks on the toilet, Ploppers come out..............and fortunatly u have plenty of toilet paper. as u finish u walk around with your arms rasided!!

steve- where were u and why are u walking with your hands above your head?
me- did i just took the greatest "Victory Shit!" i thought i wasnt going to make it

steve- LOL niceeeeee

by AXmoney May 30, 2011