Shit Scab

The formation of platelets due to oversized excrement.

I was on the shitter so long last night that it made a shit scab.

by JaymsieM_73 January 19, 2009

shit nutts

it's what you get from anal sex with a chick who needs to take a dump!!

i was fuckin this chick in the poo shute,and she gave me,shit nutts!

by Quiggley sinner February 7, 2009

widget shit

The act of incorporating useless or space wasting widgets into operating systems.

Microsoft took another widget shit on us with Windows 9.

by KlausVonKrappen July 23, 2014

shit cocktail

When you take a huge shit in the juicer and turn it into an oily paste then proceed to mix with tap water.

I gave the kid on the bus a shit cocktail for 5$.

by op2014 October 27, 2014

Pecker shits

This is for when you take a piss and it smells awful, or resembles a smell of you shitting from your pecker

"Man that was a good piss"
"Dude what the hell, you have pecker shits turn the fan on!"
"My bad bro"

by birdmanswag November 17, 2014

Shit Vortex

When you fart in a vehicle going down the road and you crack the window for a second to create a vortex so everyone riding with you can share the aroma

If your going to shit roll the window down all the way and stop with the shit vortex.

by Wingnut November 23, 2014

shit scarffed

When someone wipes their ass with another persons scarf without the owner knowing

Often resulting in shitface

You: it smells like shit out here

Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning

You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it

by Topher9007 February 5, 2014