Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996

Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then

by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022

Retard Rosie

Some girl named retard Rosie who has a obsession with Billie eyelash

Her: I live Billie eyelash
Me:what if you fought her stalking you.

Her: I’d be jumping with joy telling her I love her
Me: I told you retard Rosie had a weird obsession with Billie eyelash. Though Billie is good at singing, so is twenty one pilots you should check them out to see a beautiful bean and a beautiful drummer any way if one of them was stalking me I’d be scared. Because I’m not retard rosie

by Chicken hole November 27, 2019

Retardation

Kenneth Samule Edmonson, Jr

You tard, we tard, retardation.

by Diddy Black July 3, 2025

Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

ex.2

"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

by mojavebabee May 21, 2024

Retarded

A word that french teachers will not allow you to say, because it is "past its time"

"That guy's so retarded"
French Teacher: "DONT SAY THAT"

by asdfghjklkevinsweirdandgau May 10, 2018

RETARDED

Cale And Brady

Cale and Brady are so retarded They should go on a short bus with the autistic kids

by EmotionalSuport_ February 4, 2020

Retarded High Drunk

Find a kid with downs then get him high and drunk

“Hey remember Nate, we got him retarded high drunk”

by Conbeau156 April 17, 2021