Left-Hand Pocket Launcher

The act of secretly masturbating with your left hand in your left pocket, pocket launcher being an obvious term.

It works the same for right handed people but it does not have the same effect.

kid 1: hey man! that substitute teacher was soo hot!

kid 2: i know, i fired off a left-hand pocket launcher while everyone was silent reading.

by fenderbass7 September 20, 2009

Pocket full of sunshine

When you receive a hand-job through your pants or some other form of clothing usually through a pocket

Zack: Dude I thought you and that girl were gonna go somewhere and do something
Alex: No she game me a pocket full of sunshine right in front of everyone

by MSHS2017 June 4, 2016

N' Orleans chowder pocket

Similar to a chowder pocket. Several men ejaculate in a female, creating a chowder pocket, then the last guy in line adds hot sauce, then slurps it out.

Yo, dude, my throat burns after doin' that N' Orleans chowder pocket!

by Matt Connor March 13, 2008

Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind)

When a guy (the meat) has sex with a girl who is on her period (the sauce) and also has a yeast infection (the cheese). Her vagina = the pocket

I once knew a guy who gave a girl The Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind).

by libbyannerose April 22, 2010

San Fransisco Hot Pocket

Note: This is a homosexual act. This is when a man puts his own feces into another males ass hole, and then begins intercourse with the males ass, this is known as a San Fransisco Hot Pocket.

That Scot guy gave me the craziest San Fransisco Hot Pocket.

by Filisalot October 2, 2009

Hold my pocket...bitch

This pocket aint gonna hold it's self.

Subject A will reach over and hold the pocket of Subject B . Hold my pocket...bitch

by Shakaru January 25, 2007

Wetter than an otters pocket

when you see johnny Depp

friend: Omg is that johnny?

you: yes omg. he’s so cute.

friend: bro you’re wetter than an otters pocket
you: yeah i know :)

by cumdrops April 17, 2021