baby dan

The most adorable baby to be born. He is a crowd pleaser and really has a way with the ladies (especially his work wife). The boy can take a head bang or two and bounce back laughing. His smile and giggle will light up any room and make any mood better.

Baby dan is the absolute cutest.

by Malo July 6, 2019

baby bug

Baby bug: A strange affliction that causes people to want to have children.

Also a favorite phrase of family members when a woman says she doesn't want children.

"Oh don't worry, you'll be bitten by the baby bug soon!"

by StrangeThing October 28, 2018

baby clams

young teenage girls

There were md baby clams at the park today.

by crackstar bk June 29, 2011

Stupid Baby

A childlike person who resembles an infant physically, intellectually, or both. These individuals often exhibit poor sportsmanship, especially with regard to amateur sports like ping pong or badminton.

Q: Have you ever tried to reason with that kid Oliver after a ping pong match?
A: Nah, he’s a stupid baby.

by doctorscience November 26, 2018

baby dialed

when a baby is playing with a cell phone and dials the number of an unsuspecting contact.

Steve: Hey, did you call me last night?
Krista: No, sorry. My baby dialed you when she got a hold of my cell phone.
Steve: OK cool, later.

by greatlakestony March 15, 2010

anti-baby

any form of birth control. i.e: pill, condom, morning after pill.

I forgot to use my anti-baby, so I might be pregnant.

by treesaregreen December 3, 2010

Penis baby

1: The act of putting a plastic baby doll’s pp in your vagina
2: when your being super Whiney and bossy

1: I just used a penis baby and I now feel like a pedo
2: bro quit being a penis baby

by Eatmyshortsleevepants May 7, 2021