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Real.

Watching tiktok at 3am and seeing the most deppresing most post that hits close to home.
Video: "I hate myself"
Veiwer:"Real."
by Nillkiggers2008 December 11, 2023
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Elliot (Real)

A guy you'd think is so normal, but on the inside he's fighting demons fr. If it weren't for his capability with men he'd just be your average cyclepath. Any masc at the gay bar would be HONORED to be dicked down by an Elliot.
That guy's a real Elliot (Real). You know what the say, the more normal they look, the fatter the cock
by cigaretteeater69 November 21, 2021
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Real yas hours

Not having slept and still being awake between the timings of 5:00 AM to 7:45 AM.
'Bout to put up some real yas hours for this goddamn project
by JayJay25p0 March 14, 2022
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real ballin

Real Ballin: When your girl makes you wear a condom, so you heil Hitler with your dick while inside her so the condom breaks and the kids come out Nazis.
When you get home and you just want to get some real balling on
by Zzzrrr October 2, 2017
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Updates in real-time

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.
Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
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Real.

This is commonly used by people who think they are the victim or by people who are depressed. This was a normal vocab turned into slang. many people use this on TikTok and may be used when you have nothing to say but "i agree" and it in generally a better word.
Video/Text: "life is never the same I just wanna die"
User: "Real."
by Megilv February 3, 2024
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real lifed

When you bring someone's bit off stage
Jonny: "Paul Mcartney's coming to town"

Billy: "Give it up you shmuck half the Beatles died it wasn't a tragedy it was a hint"

Freddie: "hey that's my bit... I also hate myself"

Billy real lifed Freddie to feel better about himself
by Wiley j June 21, 2017
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