nigger mortis

When your friend is couch-locked after a blunt and can't leave.

"Carter's not goin' home. He got Nigger Mortis."

by Freshen Up June 8, 2022

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nigger on a cob

When a black man/nigger is killed he gets sliced up and put on a corn cob then slaves are forced to eat it

Now try a nigger on a cob

by ILikMen69 May 16, 2022

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Nigger Vision

Nigger Vision is almost like an x-ray scan but for black people, what it does is it can see valuables through walls in houses and calculate profit margins and risk for a burglary.

Black Person 1: Hold on homie, before we break in let me just checek my Nigger Vision!
Black Person 2: Good idea homie!
Black Person 2: They got jewerly in the bedroom drawer, like $2000 worth! Let's go through the back door

by Froddy June 18, 2019

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No Niggers November

No Niggers November (NNN) is a month that all Niggers are banned so that means no slaves for 1 whole month if someone still got Nigga on their farm we're gonna RAPE you

Slave 1:Hey bro have you ever heard of NNN?
Slave 2:Oh No Nut November right?
Slave 1:Nope Its No Niggers November thats mean we're free! We don't have to stay at farm anymore
Slave 2:But its just 1 month?
Slave 1:*Kills himself*

by BBC Maesteo November 2, 2023

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