Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs

This bitch issa Crab Muffin

by Nqbbs July 11, 2020

gaping muffin

A women with a large vagina.
She tends to of been around a lot.

I banged this girl last night, almost fell in she had a right gaping muffin.

by Chavy gera February 27, 2017

Frosted muffin

To cum on a larger persons stomach

I saw you with that heavy chick did you give her the ol frosted muffin?
Yeah I def pulled out

by Slightysativa April 27, 2024

muffin doob

a person who is not fully a douche bag, but is slightly more than a toolbag. Someone you still like, but know is lamesauce. He or she is therefore a muffin doob.

Brad used to be a good friend, but now he's such a muffin doob, geez how the times have changed.....

by krackalaitlin July 15, 2011

Muffin Smusher

Muffin Smusher, or "Muff Smusher" for short is another word used we use your manhood, or to describe a male slut.

Jimmy took a ball right in the muffin smusher

or

Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher

by Donl;asDonny September 05, 2018

Mutha Fucker Muffin Man

a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.

Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."

Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."

Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."

by ShaquilleOatmeal_ March 16, 2022

Cunt Muffin

Someone who is being extra annoying and needs a muffin to calm down

Jai is being such a Cunt Muffin right now.

by Tysm February 24, 2021