John Alex

This Cracker is the Gayest, most Fugly, Annoying person in the universe if you ever see this Dorky son of a son in public punch him in the face.

Aaron: John alex is so annoying
Julissa: punch him
Aaron: huh?
Julissa: Just do it

by Hotmoms.com.hot March 16, 2022

Oi john

This is used in cockney London slang to ask a bartender for a drink

Oi John get me a lager will ya

by Black night April 1, 2022

That Long John

Your private part of your body that feels so good when you rub it for some odd reason.

Kate: Can I see That Long John if you know what I mean ;)

by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

John arbuckle

A 400000 pound man that does nothing but cheat and have a iq of -56 and lays on the couch all day

John arbuckle make me lasagna not now Garfield I’m eating a 10000 pound chicken then 8000 pounds of Macaroni and cheese then get a discord kitten

by Rylan Caldwell July 2, 2022

John xina

i cant see him but john xina is the leader of china and yeah

“Everyone bow down to john xina)”
“Here he cums!”

by Deezeater69 March 4, 2022

John Doe

(1)Human figure and symbol of morality, dominion, and virility (See God)

(2) According to Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology, John Doe is notoriously known for the death of Zeus, over an altercation over a game of Canasta.

"When you say John Doe, you've said it all"
"And on the eighth day, God created John Doe"
"John Doe- One Name, One Legend"
(courtesy of Sloganizer.net)

by PhillipH. December 24, 2007

John Thomas

Usually a large man that loves bojangles, working with children, and Saying phrases like “Hey Buddy”

“Hey did you see that guy he looks like a John Thomas”

by Backdoor Bill September 14, 2018