"2 Inches for Jesus" is the appropriate distance between a girl and boy during a dance, often seen at school proms.
2 inches for jesus is used in a sentence to inform people the correct distance between them to dance, as to not be too provocative
"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance
"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance
by Gonkaholic March 06, 2023
A near death experience where you are so close to death that you are picking out your final eternal home with your metaphorical savior.
It took the paramedics forever to get Jake back. Guy was house hunting with Jesus for a 20 solid minutes.
by Kungfu Panda Express December 11, 2020
Jesus H. Christ! my balls itch like the Dickens.
by Nunyabizppq December 07, 2019
An exclamatory statement made to show intense emotion. The "H" stands for Helen, which is Jesus' middle name.
"I just wanna lather myself up with heavy whipping cream and roll around the kitchen"
"Jesus H. Christ, please stop talking right now. Also, the H in that sentence stood for Helen."
"Okay.
"Jesus H. Christ, please stop talking right now. Also, the H in that sentence stood for Helen."
"Okay.
by HAMonWRY June 15, 2019
A: Do you know what the 'H.' is Jesus H. Christ means?
A: That's right. It stands for hottie. Jesus Hottie Christ
The following evening, A was beaten up
A: That's right. It stands for hottie. Jesus Hottie Christ
The following evening, A was beaten up
by urdad.com December 06, 2021
If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.
Jesus my friend
by zDeagleX January 07, 2019
An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.
1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.
2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"
2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"
by Suzanne38 August 19, 2008