Sucks Major French Fries 

An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".

Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."

Sucks Major French Fries by -X-Ellen-X- November 10, 2009

suck my french udder

stfu

why don't you suck my french udder

suck my french udder by bosskinggmegaman November 17, 2014

I want to French dip your noodle 

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

I want to French dip your noodle by Shutupand August 23, 2016

Break a French

When you need to give true facts and have a frank discussion with someone without sugarcoating it in order to make this person understand your point.

She can't get it even when I break a French to her. I give up.

She couldn't get it even when I broker her a French. Gosh she is stubborn. I give up.

Break a French by MadeinFrench January 25, 2017

were not french 

Basically it means I don't fuck with you

You don't associate yourself with that person

AMIE: Hey how's it going??
Jeremy: uuuum were not French...

were not french by Jerbear7075 May 30, 2017

it looks french 

Sauce.

Yo my project is pretty good, it looks french!

it looks french by Coolduide111 June 11, 2018

Milk The French Fry

To milk the french fry simply means to milk your penis. As is, milking the french fry, making yourself (or another person) cum by milking their penis.

"I'm gonna go home tonight and milk the french fry!"
"Oh, nice, I'd love to see that!"

Milk The French Fry by Crappychald123 June 22, 2018