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Dirty French Braid

The act of braiding someone else’s or your own pubic hair

“Dude, why did you ditch out on us last week?”

“I was busy doing a Dirty French Braid.”

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When a man dips his balls in beer batter then proceeds to put his balls in partner mouth that contains boiling oil.

Man 1: dude! Me and my slut of a girlfriend tried out the French fryer last night, my shit gone crispy!

Man 2: bet the shit smell real yummy!

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When you take a bong rip, blow it into an asshole then they fart it back into your nose.

Jane wanted to do something classy and different, so instead of just "boofing" some smoke, she returned the favor with the "Stale French Inhale"

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An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".

Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."

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A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

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