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Slob on my fake knob

To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.
Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!

Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy
by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022
mugGet the Slob on my fake knobmug.

Fake Expert

Fake Experts are highly qualified individuals who don't have relevant expertise to speak about certain issues but do so anyway. Because their qualifications are generally valued, their relevance to an issue can be commonly overlooked.
Uncle Frank: Tucker Carlson said that Vaccines are designed to genetically alter humans into mindless chimpanzees! The damn Communists are gonna use it to take over!
Henry: Damnit Uncle Frank. Just because Tucker Carlson is a newscaster, doesn't mean he's qualified to talk about vaccines! He's a fake expert, and shouldn't be trusted as a reliable news source.
by Recreational Spreadsheets August 15, 2021
mugGet the Fake Expertmug.

#fake

When someone is being really dumbo and big stupid.
Ayo they’re being kinda #fake right now
by Translucentstreetlamp August 4, 2021
mugGet the #fakemug.

Fake friends day

October 7 is the day to expose all your fake ass friends
Example:POST YO MFKIN FAKE FRIENDS TFK UU NEED AN EXAMPLE FOR 🤦🏽 ♀️ Fake friends day
by DicC sucCin bitchesss October 4, 2019
mugGet the Fake friends daymug.

Fake friends

A fake friend is someone who makes inside jokes when you aren’t at school so they can laugh about them when you aren there and u don’t get it so ur lonely
Kayden and Cate are fake friends because they won’t tell me their highlighter inside joke.
by has fake friends💔 January 27, 2022
mugGet the Fake friendsmug.

fake elites

Made by Walmart for the people who don't want to spend 15$ on socks. There still comfy none of the less but it proves that we buy elites for the design
Are you seriously wearing fake elites?
by The basketball squad November 11, 2014
mugGet the fake elitesmug.

Fake

Fake is a word to describe people who aren't themselves to gain friends and end up being more popular
Ex. Curious Chat on twitch
Your fakeeeeeeeeeeee.
by ZedDoesGamesV2 August 28, 2022
mugGet the Fakemug.

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