eyes sparkle

when someone uses the sparkling filter and their/his/her eyes sparkle, that means they/she/he are/is a virgin

A: he used the sparkling filter and his eyes sparkled

B: he is a virgin

by vyblski_ December 24, 2020

Knee to-the Eye

Doing that crazy dance move where you put a hand behind your head and a hand on your calf and bring them closer together while hopping on one leg. Well doing that and then bringing your two hands so close that your knee hits your eye causing you to say "fuck".

Josh: Look at this sexy dance I'm doing!
Albert: Dude, you look like a whore!
Josh: fuck man!
Albert: That was a total Knee to-the Eye!
Josh: touche man, fuck that hurt!

by Mysterious Lady 2011 February 24, 2011

White Eye

The act of ejaculating on someone's eye during their sleep and pasting it shut for when they wake. Similar to Pink Eye... But worse!

Person1: Dude I can't open my eyes there're like glued shut I think it's Pink Eye.
Person2: Yo it looks like semen... Man I think you got White eye...
Person1: Nice!!

by @yaboinignog March 27, 2017

eye floss

A mythical substance used for cleaning the eyes after seeing something so horrible that a mechanical device/act is required to remove its presence from the retina.

Despite familiarity with butt secks, felching, horse porn, munging, necrophilia and other douchebaggery, I still needed eye floss after clearing out the former VP of Marketing and Research's computer.

by QuickAg July 1, 2009

Whispering Eye

Slang for vagina, this is the mysterious and mystical organ located between the legs of a woman.

:Good morrow, Merlin. Have ye seen any good whispering eye lately?

:Yo dawg I fucked her so hard in her whispering eye, if y'know what I'm sayin'.

by PixelNinja March 28, 2009

Eye drop

An eye drop is when your pop out the glass eye of the woman you’re making love with and stick it up her anus. You then put your penis in her eye socket and she whistles “Steam Boat Willie”. Afterwards, she poops her eye into your mouth, you swoosh it around and clean it, then spit it into her eye socket.

Last night I eye dropped with Tammy.

by Enema Itchybutt February 5, 2020

wank-eye

When a person has had to much to drink that their eyes become so narrow you presume they've just finished a hefty days wanking. These people are usually dangerous.

Lauren: uh-oh...
Steven:whats up dude?
Lauren: look its Anna...she's got wank-eye again
Steven:oh bollix...peg it

by Moneybags "tits" magee February 6, 2008