The Clash Dream

a special dream that happens every 69 years, and is prophesied to herald a golden age of coc by the one who dreamt it. Historical records state that the first person to have this dream was Fatboy, rest in peace.

Hey Randy, I had The Clash Dream last night.
Honestly? Fatboy had it first

by anonymous December 13, 2020

santa claus

that guy on to cath a predator who always gets away

chris hansen: aw man i wanna catch santa claus but hes too fast

by mr binoculars December 15, 2020

Bitch claws

The long and disgusting false finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.

*sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasn’t had sex in a week*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020

Santa Claus

1. A physics lawbraker, home invader, stalker, reindeer enslaver, pedophile old man who wears red, white and black colors and lives in a low temperature place located at the north pole of the planet, called by the Terrans, Earth, whose commemorative date was given to him for committing serious crimes in relation to the physics and human rights, becoming the host of what was once the supposed birth of Jesus, in December 25th on the Christian Calendar. He gives gifts to all children, but only to those who celebrate Christmas, which is unfair, and he also lives surrounded by elves who create children's gifts, but receive no salary, being victims of slavery. It enters houses by its chimneys and, in a mysterious way, it enters apartments and houses that do not have chimneys, leaving gifts under the Christmas trees, for the good kids who haven't misbehaved for 364 or 365 in a row, from December 26th to December 24th of the next year. His myths are many and his origin unknown.

2. A big, fat man with a long beard, wears mostly red cotton clothes, black leather boots, black gloves and a black belt, plus a red hat.

1. Santa Claus is coming to leave gifts because you behaved all year!

2. Santa Claus is not real.

3. You behaved so badly this year that Santa Claus won't even give you coal!

by Clear Gram December 29, 2020

classy lassy

A lady looking for a wholesome relationship with no physical sexual contact.

She is such a classy lassy

Not sure I can help you there, I’m looking for a sexless relationship.

by Nope I stopped do that 🤦‍♀️ January 13, 2021

Clash

When you're a Clash Royale player & you have to use the toilet.

Friend 1: You okay, bro?
Friend 2: Yeah man, I just really need to clash.

by ClashingQueen February 25, 2021

Cass

The Cass, or a cat's ass if you will, is basically a cat's anal parts

Did you hump your cass?
What's a cass?
Your cat's ass.

by The Kool Aid Child January 16, 2021