Ole Christian

The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!

person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!

by xxelmexx February 13, 2020

Christian❤️

Christian is a wonderful and amazing friend😊 He ALWAYS makes you laugh and he is really funny😂 Loves his video games and is like the best at them📱( But May not admit it but it’s true🤫) He gets the best gifts for every occasion even though he doesn’t have to😏 AND DONT FORGET he loves his spray candy.....

Christian❤️ is a wonderful friend(and boyfriend❤️)
Christian❤️ always beats me in video games.

by NessieG February 21, 2019

Cooter Christian

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.

Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.

by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021

Christian

Christian he is very loyal and faithfull guy, he gives all of his love for Rona.
Only Rona!!

Christian

by CJRA October 21, 2021

Christian

Eats mayo from the jar

Christian: says nothing while stuffing mayo in his butt and mouth

by wasgooddddjannjj January 21, 2022

Christian Atheist

An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.

Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.

by SlipperyButterBoi June 28, 2023

Christian

A person that has depression and says that girls with red hair have ginger disease but he only picks on one certain girl cause he probably secretly likes her cause she’s like a freaking model she’s so hot and sexy. Any guy with the name of Christian is most likely a faggot too. Also he will have a man-gina

Christian=faggot

Christian- the mean depressed kid

That’ kids name is Christian. Oh he must be gay

by Gingersdonthavediseases November 11, 2017