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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023
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car brother

1. Someone related to you that you carpool with.
2. The car owned by a related brother.

3. Someone related to you that owns the same car such as a brother or brother-in-law.
4. Another way to say carburetor.
My car brother drives me to first week and then I drive him the next week.

My car brother has a nice car.

Hey!! We're car brothers!

I need to replace the spark plug on my car brother.
by jaylookerwooga December 16, 2023
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Booty Brother

A gay partner who likes asshole playand likes dildos being shoved up all the way into the large intestine. They offen like to dress up in feminine clothing.
Nicholas: that cock burger was good!

Dexon: well it's time to be my booty brother SLUT!!

Nicholas: (gulp) ok then daddy.
by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024
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my brother

your brother is the weirdest person you'll ever meet and he'll always smell like rotten and cheese and ugly fake cry but then he'll look in the mirror and just realized that he's ugly all the time. But he's a partner in crime, so you should keep him around.
my brother is very weird
by theecho January 30, 2024
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My brother in christ

Meaning bro, homie, or some sort of word relating to friend.
Friend 1: "K bro hear me out, *says the most criminal thing you've ever heard*"
Friend 2: "My brother in christ, wtf?"
by berriboy January 31, 2024
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insestkimo brother

When two brothers of same mother and father acknowledge having been intimate with the same female and remain on good terms, the brothers are now bonded by having shared the same igloo at one time or another.
Oh my God Shirley u had sex with his brother too? You know u just made them insestkimo brothers don't you?
by gumbolious April 7, 2024
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