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Asshole

Someone who ignores your existence in public but is nice enough to keep you interested in them. while also confusing you as to if you like them as a romantic interest, a friend or an arch enemy.
David walked up to me and didn't say anything. That asshole just texted me.
by the OG fuckface December 11, 2016
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ASSHOLE QUOTE

When you are out at night and you hear this giggling towards you but you don't say a word BUTT your ASSH0LE does.
I will tell you it is coming on naturally as I have a natural ASSHOLE QUOTE and I could not believe how loud my ASSHOLE sounded off.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 10, 2021
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Uncultured Asshole Disorder

When an internet troll questions your taste in media by using their own false claims of knowing how real plays work, they often claim that school plays don't qualify as actual experience and think that all drama classes are about learning about the likes of William Shakespeare, they also think that they know better than you in terms of pop culture references.
Wow...talk about a major case of Uncultured Asshole Disorder
by MM132 July 13, 2016
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Asshole

by 1two345six789 January 13, 2019
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Asshole

Simply put, an asshole is someone who shits on people, often for no reason.

Often just to pull them down to his or her level or even put them beneath him.

He or she uses invalidation techniques, antagonism techniques, contrarian techniques, to be an asshole.

He or she has all kinds of techniques to be an asshole. He or she will find all kinds of ways to put himself or herself on a high horse, to talk down to you.

Assholes will do everything to try and brain fuck you. So you can't think.

Some Assholes will gas light you, to make you question your senses, question your sanity.

They have all kinds of insane ways of getting the last word in, to make sure you lose or make you wrong.

All their computations are psychotic computations.

All assholes get their advice from snakes.

When something is the fault of an asshole, or an asshole loses an argument, or when an asshole has committed harmful acts, or has skeletons in his closet, defamation of character becomes his weapon.

He also often begins find fault with the government and criticizes the government. Bc the gov is a target that he not as likely to get flack back from.

Assholes are fact and truth resistant. They are not interested in good logic and good reason or sensible talk. They are only interested in expressing their opinions.
It is impossible to reason with with an asshole.

Getting into an argument with an asshole is like getting into a pissing contest with a skunk.
by Diogenese May 7, 2022
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Asshole

Pussy ass bitch. Or man who secretly has a vagina over compensatin with attitude and "game".
Wesley Leonard is such an asshole, like can you even.
by VycaQuimn June 8, 2016
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Asshole salt

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.
Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips
by BirdMan3110 November 10, 2019
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