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Poop snake

A very long turd.
Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021
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In the snake den

When you miss school due to uncontrollable mud snake explosions at the toilet.
“Bro you coming into school today?”
Nah dude I’m in the snake den from all those PBRs and pot pies I had last night.
by Paddle thwacker April 4, 2023
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Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 5, 2021
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albanian shoulderless brown snake

An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017
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Snake in the Grass

When you're getting head and you stuck your dick in the girls hair and play around in it.
At Stacy's house, Johnny put his his snake in the grass while getting a bj.
by Bfientvksmd January 5, 2017
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Snake Tamer

noun
A term used in some a corporate settings to describe a person who is categorized by their competence to harness the abilities of snakes on the team in order to accomplish the mission assigned to the group. Snake tamers often exhibit the following qualities:
1.) Patience
2.) Thoughtfulness

3.) Ownership of their responsibilities

4.) Reliability
5.) Slow to anger
A Snake tamer’s approach to snakes is different than that of most people. Understanding that snakelike individuals are venomous, passive aggressive, and potentially backstabbing, the tamer must gain the snake’s trust first before harnessing their abilities for the whole corporate team. This is process is figuratively known as “harvesting the anti-venom”. At first it may seem like a manipulative move from the tamer, however, they are totally open about what they are trying to do and they will even openly admit it to the snake because they want everyone to work together to have success thus limiting the “backbiting” in the office.
“Dude did you see what our new project manner did?! He got Mark to be honest with him! I overheard the whole conversation in his office. The guy is such a snake tamer.”
by foxda5th July 27, 2022
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Dr. Snake

Dr. Snake is a world-renowned SHuSH Society Member. He is mysterious and is impossible to track down. Many people claimed to be him. One of the most notable is Ibrahim Ahmed, who in 2020 had the audacity to claim himself Dr. Snake. It later turned out that Ahmed was just an average snake. Dr. Snake is said to be the most powerful Shush Member and contains the location of the Silence-Sword - The only weapon powerful enough to pierce Grandmaster Snake's Skin.
Man 1: Hey! ARE YOU DR. SNAKE!?
Man 2: Shuuuuuuuuuush.
by Dr_morbidly.Obese February 2, 2021
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