floridian water torture

The act of putting a pillowcase over your head and jumping in a pool.

I'm so bored that I could Floridian water torture myself!

by Suprisingly April 4, 2016

fish without water

An extremely uncoordinated, clumsy, stupid, feeble, lout of a human being. It’s usual used too describe a persons utter lack of athletic ability and skill.

‘Cm Punk looks like a fish without water in the octagon‘

by chucky lavinder December 24, 2018

Shooting water (sw)

Explosive unwelcome brown liquid exiting the southernmost sphincter, especially at the most inopportune moment

I couldn't escape my airplane seat in time to avoid shooting water (sw) in my favorite pants, or the nearby security camera

by Wordbabe August 11, 2018

Swimming in shallow water

Swimming in shallow water means that you are very close to geting in trouble... When you were on the last hook

I was swimming in shallow water when I got 15 F's on 15 different tests

by Fake plant January 27, 2019

Pool water challenge

A challenge where one goes into a pool and drinks as much of the water as they can before needing to come up for air. They then get out and throw up the water. Whoever throws up the most water wins.

Becky: why are they opening their mouths in the water?
Sarah: oh, they're doing the pool water challenge. I'm gonna record them throwing up!

by NuIIify June 9, 2018

Midwest Water Torture

The process in which the receiver of an inverted face fuck is repeatedly slapped in the forehead by a slobbery, slimy scrotum.

Melinda was cool with the idea of face fucking, until the Midwest Water Torture began.

by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017

Water cooler roulette

A game I invented to play with my bored co-workers at the office.
Two people take turns pouring water in a cup from the water cooler.
One can pour as much or little as they want.
The goal is to not make the air bubble inside gulp.
Taking turns until someone makes the air bubble gulp inside and loses.

You messed up like water cooler roulette.

by Fightdoctor June 16, 2016