I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021

ape legs

The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.

Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.

by Bjørn Skarsgård April 13, 2016

Leg

Leg is a shortened version of the word legend this can be used while messaging or while talking in passing

Tyrone: Kyle you are such a leg
Kyle: what?

by Jeremiah Sweden March 18, 2021

Mississippi Leg Warmer

A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.

That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.

by Yerran October 13, 2016

legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.

CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?

by a18n October 10, 2020

sheeps leg

A dry booger hanging out of your nostril.

My blind date was hot, but she had a sheeps leg poking out!

by Grrungy September 15, 2017

Pulled my leg

It is the action of pulling your hamstring

Oh no I’ve pulled my leg while playing hockey!

by Your trusty informer May 16, 2022