ur mom

A lovely woman. :)

Alex: Wow, ur mom makes awesome pasta!
Sam: I know! I love my mom.

by thelesbob July 11, 2022

ur mom

the greatest comeback ever

joe- “i fucked ur gf last night”
jeff- “ur mom”
joe- “damn 😢”

by mommy_mommy November 21, 2021

ur mom

meaning of ur mom= something you can say to anything or anyone. ever.

example= what are you doing? = ur mom
I had veggie soup last night

i had ur mom last night

by kalina aka ur mom March 25, 2022

Please ur gf day

On November 14 you must please ur gf anytime she asks you to (fellas you know what I mean by that) get it on.

Her: Hey babe guess what day it is
Him: It’s November 14 ( National please ur gf day) I forgot
Her: May I be pleased?
Him: Ofc baby, come over here

by Himonkey345 November 13, 2021

ur mom

every single elementary and middle schooler has nothing to say in a roast so they say ”ur mom” or when they have no clue what to say in anything they say “ur mom”

little Johnny:hey Dora what is 5+5
Dora:ur mom😂😂😂😂
little Johnny:😐😐

by Buck27_kendall13 August 5, 2022

Ur mom

A phrase sometimes used to make jokes and roast other people

Lmao Ur mom is so fat the police had to shoot her four times for her to die

by Caught in 4k📸 March 13, 2022

Ur Mom

A saying used for literally nonreason. Commonly used by cupules named Ethan and Addison and girls.

Me; How was your day?
Her; Your Mom

by ethanhallway September 20, 2022