Penny tree

When you have some much butt hair with dingle berries hanging from it that it resembles a tree growing pennies and the flake off in the toilet

Damn it there are pennies in bad Derek must have a penny tree

by Oceandining August 28, 2025

Tree branching

When you’re having a conversation or telling a story and get off topic.

I keep tree branching and forgot what I wanted to say.

by Choxy January 19, 2025

Des!duous Tree

A song by rappers: Lil skarr and Lil Fire that consists of:
1. “Ughhhhhhhh!”
2. *Insert flute sound effects here*
3. “DINOSAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRRRER!!”
4. “Raawwwwrrrrr hehahaheee”
5. Amazing word choice and lyrical talent
6. That one word that isn’t offensive at all but might make your mom mad at you

7. “Wanna watch The Grinch and eat some butters—ahhhhhaaarrraaaaawwwwrrrrr”

Des!duous Tree is included in the album “It’s Okay to Make Bad Music”

“Des!duous Tree is my favorite song by Lil skarr and Lil Fire”

by RED HORNS RECORDS January 31, 2025

The dumbfuck tree

A tree that people think you fell off when you do something stump stupid.

Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.

One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.

'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'

by FrostbiteFlats February 5, 2025

silly tree stump

TYLER JOSEPH JAMES

person 1: 'hey you silly tree stump'
tyler james: 'oh hey there, silly tree stump here!'

by tylerjamesisasillytreesstump February 10, 2025

Treeing

At its most basic sense, to "tree" is the action of spending prolonged periods of time in a single spot. With this, the goal is often to adopt the lifestyle/lifecycle of a tree, which just consists of sitting in one spot its whole life and dying. Why, this term is quite subjective, as spots can range from someone living in the same city their whole life to being penned in one small room for days on end.

Man 1: "Come one, Jimmy, why won't you join us?"

Man 2: "I think Jimmy is highly depressed; he hasn't even left his house in weeks, let alone engaged in social interactions."

Jimmy: "I'm not depressed, I'm just treeing."

(little do they know, Treeing is often a sign of either a sense of fulfillment and lifelong satisfaction or deep sorrow and lack of motivation)

by Jamaican-me dinner? February 15, 2025

Chhet-tree

Originated from the depths of Nepal, Chhet-tree is used to describe a massive dick, the size of a tree trunk.

I was fucking this nepali boy last night, you should've seen the size of his Chhet-tree

by RijalStudio February 18, 2025