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horse taint

the person of which whom you are sometimes also referred to as a BIRD
"that guy is being a total bird", "No!, a horse taint"
by Pissingonbabyturtles February 18, 2021
mugGet the horse taintmug.

I'm gonna take my horse

To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to that old town road
by darkclaw wolfgod November 20, 2021
mugGet the I'm gonna take my horsemug.

video horse

An alternate title the noun "video game" (or "videogame"). Born from deluded ravings in the early morning in a Discord server, the term is used to confuse, complicate, muddle, jumble, over-complicate, garble, blur, obscure, cloud, etc. Works best if you actively deny your use of the word.
Two friends are having a discussion.

1.) "Hey, you done anything cool lately?"
2.) "Well, I recently purchased a really cool video horse called Wild Woody for my Sega CD."
1.) "A what?"
2.) "A video horse."
by Slamberelli July 28, 2017
mugGet the video horsemug.

Horse Nuggets

Idiot: Cmon, we gotta go!
You: Hold your horse nuggets!
by Redpanda9 July 6, 2011
mugGet the Horse Nuggetsmug.

Bangin' horses

An act not limited to, but includes placing a wager on a race horse and winning that wager.
Tommy is bangin' horses really well today.
by Lour-des Monster February 4, 2020
mugGet the Bangin' horsesmug.

Wheel horse

Girl: hey guy
Guy: what?
Girl: wheel horse
Guy: ok
by WheelHorse July 29, 2021
mugGet the Wheel horsemug.

sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.
how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome
by so help me September 24, 2016
mugGet the sad horses mouthmug.

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