flying merkle

when an 80+ year old man pulls out his saggy nut sack and slaps you in the face with it.

hey guys mr.preston just gave me a flying merkle!

by t9_kod October 3, 2010

flannel fly

A guy(Cis or trans) that is known to prefer the company of lesbian women for platonic relationships.

Is thought of as the equivalent (counterpart) of a woman who is known to associate with gay males. (Fruit fly)

Why is he always wasting his time with those women, doesn't he know they are all lesbians?

Nah, he knows, he is just a Flannel Fly.

by Flannel Fly 66, LLC March 21, 2017

flying carpet trick

When consuming too much of particular substances containing high quantities of dried out weed or cannabis the person feels like on a flying carpet...
Also the victim may be turned on...

ME : I'm warning you, the flying carpet trick is not for home practise...
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?

by S p I T F i r E August 10, 2007

flying fladootle

when a flamingo flys over your and shits on your chest

jacob was walking in florda and he chased flamingos and one flew over him and flying fladootled on him

by hank junyor December 27, 2010

mud fly

A bloke who works in mines or FNC typically a plumber by trade. Will fuck anything that has a Pulse. Will tell you every time he gets a day off and will also tell you how much he’s spent on his shitty GU coil cab. Often will message girls “hey u up” unannounced

See that bloke over there in a work shirt trucker cap and surfer joes he a mud fly

by Shit slinger May 1, 2022

Flying mcchicken

A way of expressing the sheer stupidity of someone words or opinions

What in the Flying Mcchicken are you on about now?

by Wangomango July 7, 2023

human fly disease

The condition that a human fly suffers from.

Damn, you'd think she'd leave me alone after I rejected her 10 years ago.

Maybe she has human fly disease?

by humanflymagnet February 8, 2010