wet willy jr.

when a baby slobbers all over their pacifier or finger and inserts it into an unsuspecting person's ear.

Omg! The baby totally just gave me a wet willy jr.!!!

by tonys*gurl83 November 5, 2011

wet brown hell

Dying to the Great Molasses Flood of 1919.

Bro you couldn't breath? (George Floyd) That's some wet brown hell man...

by Wet Brown Hell April 9, 2023

Wet Toast Eagles

The West Coast Eagles, an AFL team from Perth. They are so shit they are about as strong as a piece of wet toast (which is very fucking weak and useless). They suck.

The Wet Toast Eagles are as rubbish as a wooden sword in Minecraft. I will chug a beer and shit in their mouths mate. Fuck Perth! YEET!

by MinecraftBloke123 May 4, 2023

Wet Table Felt

Once the vagina has been properly lubricated, take your hairy ball sack and wipe it up and down the labia.

The name stems from the feeling of billiard balls rolling across wet felt.

"My balls itched, so I gave her the wet table felt!"

by Kile Hanzens May 7, 2021

wet student centrist

A person usually a uni student that has no opinion, has little to none to contribute in a conversation because it has been brainwashed by leftist ideology and media outlets as cnn or other generic channels.

I´m not going to continue this conversation because you´re acting like a wet student centrist.

by Hairymairy July 8, 2022

Double decker wet

When a male is having intercourse with a female then the male sticks his penis into the vagina whilst his tong is also in the females vagina

Karen:Put that double decker wet in my pussy

Bob: anything for you ahhhh

by 123456789qhhhhhhhheyxbsu May 20, 2021

slippery when wet

A phrase used whenever a good burn happens, usually used for sexual innuendos.

Steve: Today I ate Megan's peperoni roll.
Scott: Haha, slippery when wet dawg.

by bmwyeahyeahyeah August 23, 2007