tardalardo

A retreat for orange criminals to retreat

tRump retreats to tardalardo on a regular basis to fill his mind with more useless lies for himself and his ignorant worshippers

by Nevertrumper May 22, 2024

tardatious

Meaning you are slightly retarded, foolish, or stupid.

Speeding past the cop was a tardatious move on her part.

by liv.cheyanne May 27, 2024

tardy hardy

person who wears underwear really low

tardy hardy

by tardy hardy 3 June 10, 2024

Tardizarding

When you light a heavily retarded girls pubes on fire (whilst you are also retarded), put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say "You down't haff enouff badgez tuh twrain meee!"

Me and Emilia were tardizarding last night, but didn't know what to do afterward, as our retardedness got in the way.

by AppleShark93 October 18, 2024

Tardinal Rule

Drool unto others as you would have them drool unto you.

Donald was a proponent for the Tardinal Rule as he salivated over his audience of morons.

by Jody South October 30, 2024

Tarder Sauce

A retards semen

Kyle let the tarder sauce dry on the cat

by UrbanDickGroup November 19, 2024

tardem

Tardem, (Tar-duhm);

“Tardem” is a social media slang for “retarded” which is used to prevent the message or comment from being flagged and/or reported.

“Drake beat Kendrick.. keep glazing”

In response: “what a Tardem.. Drake is Suing UMG records and Spotify because he is upset Kendrick got more plays. Seems like he lost to me”

by Zenjamins November 26, 2024