National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day

March 13th is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day. Give him top!

Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk

National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day by evxnkndy March 13, 2021

New York Sloppy 

A New York Sloppy is the act of hiding your Junk in a hot dog bun to make it look like a hot dog for a female or male (whatever seems more likely) to consume.

“Hey Luca, this hot dog wasn’t actually a normal hot dog. It was a New York Sloppy!”, Jenu said.

New York Sloppy by LordFlacid July 11, 2020

Satans Sloppy Seconds

This is an act when you're stuck in a room with Satan and a Prostitute and Satan is trying to convince you to eat the Corn-chips (Pussy) but the Corn-chips are on fire (Herpes) from Satan eating them before you. So what you do is take some Oregano and a Basket-Ball and sprinkle the Oregano on the Corn-chips and use the Basket-Ball to bring out the flavors of the flaming hot Corn-chips before you begin to dig in. This technique can also turn into one called "The Rapture" where as you start eating the flaming Corn-chips God busts into the room through the wall like he is the Kool-aid man with a Foot-Ball and a Baseball bat telling you not to eat the Corn-chips. Confused by this recent encounter you decide to stand on a chair and tie a noose around your neck, whilst you're on the chair God begins to spread Oregano on the Foot-Ball and place it on the Corn-chips and hits it with the Baseball bat in attempt to put out the fire on the Corn-chips. This causes the Prostitute to flail kicking the chair out from underneath you and causes you to hang there feeling elevated as if you have been ascended.

Last time I did bath salts I woke up feeling like I had been given Satans Sloppy Seconds.

Satans Sloppy Seconds by Tyronefy January 14, 2018

sliddin sloppy 

when you take a nasty shit that gets all over your ass and you slide off the toilet seat

Tom ate some mexican food and got caught sliddin sloppy

sliddin sloppy by Dennis Z November 26, 2006

frozen sloppy 

When someone ices down a dick almost to the point of freezing and then getting a sloppy knob job

I still got freezer burn on my dick from that frozen sloppy last night.

frozen sloppy by Dakoton July 22, 2017

SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER 

When women must give the gawk gawk 99000 to their man or men,faithfully and without back talk for 31 days like life depends on it if they want us to run with NO NO NOVEMBER BS

ALSO KNOW AS (S.I.S.S)

GOLLY JEE ! I can’t wait for SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER next month!

My girl will give me that mouth the whole SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER

SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER by Sheafy November 4, 2022

hobby lobby sloppy toppy 

This term can have several different meanings.

Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.

It can also be used for really good head as well.

Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.

My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.

hobby lobby sloppy toppy by Chocolate Poet.King March 13, 2023