The act of gaping a man's asshole open and shitting inside of it. The male proceeds to ejaculate, piss, shit, vomit and spit in the gaping asshole. The partner then eats the concoction.
by Ascended manhole January 15, 2022
by Doughier October 20, 2023
by Doughier October 20, 2023
An unbelievably uncomfortable turd, somehow tacky but also damp and very loose. Cross between Mr whippy and sloppy joes
Also see Mr Joes
Also see Mr Joes
by Wonderchunder October 19, 2023
When someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet blowjob. Forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.
Bro 1: Oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.
by Torvliet April 25, 2017
A sloppy Hannah is when a curvaceous brunette girl forgets to put her clothes on before her zoom class.
by Dirty Bryce December 8, 2020
The sexual act of two homosexual men sticking their penises in pickle juice. They then proceed to use pickles as gay dildos whilst they master bate to the Vlasic Pickle Stork mascot.
by Pickled_Penids420 February 24, 2023