Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

Love Ain’t Real

ROADRUNNASLUG

Love Ain’t Real according to what ROADRUNNASLUG says.

by Love Ain’t Real April 2, 2025

so real

common phrase for gen z to say while hallucinating or dreaming. refers to stupidly agreeing to shit.

friend 1: "tomorrow we're all going naked"
friend 2: "so real"
friend 3: "internal: what the fuck?"

by kilo_llama July 2, 2024

Real

real

real

by snoodergymin December 20, 2022

The Real One

Stunna Walker Is The Real One

#TRO

Nobody:

Stunna Walker: The Real One

by StunnaWalker November 22, 2020

real nigga

erasmo

Erasmo is a real nigga.

by ybncordi July 17, 2018