Money's acting funny, change a little strange

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.

If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.

by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022

Zach Melby Money

An abundance of money, Rich, very well off financially

Damn he has that Zach Melby Money

by Flo terms March 19, 2024

drugs and money

ONE of THE BEST songs by chase atlantic frfr

"drugs and money is my favorite song on chase atlantics album chase atlantic

by anonymous February 5, 2025

money

money is like paper that have our presidents faces on each one for example: Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill and George Washington hes on the $1 bill.

Mikey: Hey mom.
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!

3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by matteroffactmeandyouaregreat! July 8, 2021

Stiff Money

Money that has been hoarded by the rich and not been allowed to circulate back into the economy.

That billionaire is just sitting on that cash, he got that stiff money.

by Clowns will eat me April 10, 2024

Money Moves

An Action Some one Does That Has the Person Think About Him/Her For The Rest Of The day

Want to go on a date “Money Moves”

by Urban dictionary of California November 7, 2020

Honey Money

A term used when describing money that has been obtained legally but without work. Often used when referring to money acquired after a divorce or when gold-digging.

The term 'honey' refers to a bear's strategy of raiding a beehive for honey. The bear benefits from the effort of someone else without doing any actual work themselves.

You gotta marry that old man and get that sweet honey money!

My husband died, at least he left me some decent honey money.

by Cowgirl2683 February 23, 2022