Jizz muffin

An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.

After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.

by Echc93 February 3, 2018

muffin crazy

getting with a girlf for her muffin (pussy)

"Man that girl is so sexy, Im going muffin crazy!"

by the sexual runner August 22, 2009

muffin lafluer

A phrase describing a rather large, clumsy bearded homo. Who has an affinity for Beamers, Ky jelly and banana hammocks.

That dude who just bought me a PBR was a total Muffin Lafluer, what a chode.

by HK McGruber January 19, 2011

Flubber Muffin

The roll of fat just above a heavy woman's genital region.

Marcya has one of the largest flubber muffins I have ever seen!

by Tyrsyxen October 14, 2011

Muffin Smusher

Muffin Smusher, or "Muff Smusher" for short is another word used we use your manhood, or to describe a male slut.

Jimmy took a ball right in the muffin smusher

or

Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher

by Donl;asDonny September 5, 2018

sleaze muffin

Something a little greasy like a pastry, but sleazy like the IT guy peepin some cleavage while he uselessly double clicks your mouse.

Zak, get to fucking work you god-damned sleaze muffin.

by Amylaura September 9, 2020

Putz muffin

A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.

I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023