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Japer The Caper

"Hey look, it's Japer the Caper. He's an amazing person!!!!!!!"
by Japerthecaper December 5, 2023
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Japenis

A Japanese man with a extremely tiny, microscopic penis, so small cannot be seen by the human eye. 2 inches long, usually shrinks 1cm every lower every decade due to earthquakes, tsunamis, and godzilla terror.

Usually, the cons of the bad ones could probably contain these characteristics:

1. Has an very unhealthy obsession with anime, vtubers, and hentai (or worse might have a fetish for tentacle or rape hentai).

2. Is probably a businessman or salaryman working almost the entirety of the day without any hobbies other than drinking.

3. Hasn't had a relationship with a woman due to being chauvinistic, has to go to geisha houses for prostitutes to have sex. While women go other places to find better man than them.

4. Probably lives in the parents basement, never actually goes outside for fun activities and life motivating stuff other than level 69 Genshin Impact upgrades.

5. Ethier plastic or racist against foreigners (most notably against those without a caucasican, non-Japanese background).

6. Bullying or sexual harassing women in public places.

7. Posing and disguised as a vtuber
She dumped him after seeing his small japenis hiding and hard to see there.
by Kilroy wasn't here February 14, 2024
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japple

A nickname, usually for people named ethan. They are a little on the weird side, usually loving fat woman that are overweight.
Ethan: Alright, I'm done taking a shit. Other: Too much information Japple.
by ApExStyL February 18, 2024
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Japanese turd

A turd of any diameter that is a minimum of 6" in length.
Barry is taking his tape measure to the bathroom. He thinks he is gonna drop a Japanese turd.
by Creekdaddy70 February 29, 2024
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Jape

When something sticky gets on you

Example them juicy drop suckers or that candy ooze !
Ahh shit I fell asleep with candy 🍭 again! lol jape in the hair n everywhere !

Ahh man I love that flipping jape

Have you had your jape today?
Everyone is doing the jape
Damn kids on that jape again
by Cici Nyx March 3, 2024
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japetis

the definition of jepetis is that if you have a friend named jack lawler he has a micro tiny whoppong small penis, blake may touch it it only on tuesdays. the tuesdays are on only allowed in january
"yo jack lawler, you ready for your japetis" said blake
by hjjhhjkujb March 4, 2024
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Japcent

The incredibly irritating nasally vocal inflection that JAPs (Jewish American Princess) tend to have
I'm going to duct tape Sarah Cohen's mouth; I can't stand her japcent.
by dctworker6 March 12, 2024
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