French spelling?

French is the language where it is spelled "lonelychickenpoo" and pronounced "alligator"
In fact:
Did you know that the words "african meatballs" In french is "À'fiquinze Maèbals"
And "hairy leg factory" is

"àrhy leone fatootwuy"

Me and my bestie talking about French Spelling?
-J'ai une chatte
-oui, et en retard
-non, chien!
-shf, I'justwrôte down'ràndòm'frènch wôrds
-Àrhy leone fqtootwuy!!!
-NON!!!

And thats French!

by CaptainBananaPants<3 January 18, 2018

Pink French Fry

A small soft skinny penis

“We went to hook up but he had a pink French fry so I got up and walked out”

by Anon355 November 5, 2019

French Person

An absolute MORON; douche bag

Originally from FRANCE (derogatory)

“He’s so stupid” “don’t mind him he’s a French Person”

by Ppdeceiver May 16, 2023

French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.

The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

French Kissing Shrek

You give Shrek a big ol French kiss

I was French Kissing Shrek

by Yallow June 3, 2024

Fungaled French Fry

(1) a fucked up dick (2) a diseased dick

Yo Shaquita, I was hooking up with this guy last night but I had to slam on the brakes when his draws came off. Brotha had a fungaled French fry, ya hear!

by Tabinator August 10, 2008

French

A verb to describe something horrendously bad.

Andrew Tate acted really french about that human trafficking scandal.

by Crack Sparrow December 28, 2023