Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.

Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.

by Dollar$$ June 8, 2022

Hit

attack and rob or kill.

"if they're cops, maybe it's not a good idea to have them hit"

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

z-chara board hit

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is (supposedly?) to (intentionally injure?) the player of the opposing team.

N.B: this definition, with no offense meant for Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans) hit on Max Pacioretty in the 2010-2011 NHL season.

NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman (the current NHL Commissioner) for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: you idiot, asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is meaningless. Therefore stop attacking Gary Bettman as a person by shaming him.

However, whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit IMHO is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not a Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, and killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but even encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses (bread and circuses in vox populi) far enough.

by Sexydimma February 10, 2013

One Hit Wonder

The person who takes one hit of weed and gets so high that they don't need anymore.

"He took one hit from the bong last night and was out all night. He's definitely a one hit wonder."

by breadgirl504 June 23, 2019

hit and run

better name for a one night stand

guy1: i had a hit and run with kirra last night

guy2: omg you devious dawg

by fartmomgerer64 July 24, 2024

hit the yoshi on em

when you fuck something up real good.

i just hit the yoshi on em. i just yoshi that fool

by Second5oul January 17, 2021

Hitting the edge

Slang for sucking the sides of a dick.

Could you please continue hitting the edges?

by Mr DS May 27, 2023