hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.

Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.

by Saravanan599 August 20, 2019

National hit up your ex day

October 30th is national hit up your ex day.

“Hey mark, wanna get back together for national hit up your ex day?”

by addylade October 30, 2020

fatty hit

(n) when you hit a fat doobie.

Damn, you took a fatty hit.

by 19modl March 28, 2019

Im finna hit

A quote that (mostly used by men) is used when someone wants to have intercourse. Mostly used when a man is going to “rizz” a women.

Yo Bradon Im finna hit with you tonight

by Niggernigganiggernigganiggerni August 8, 2023

hitting your luh

This is where you assert your dominance by screaming. Just like the individual named "Evan" he plays many games and has a son that has a vagina (I don't make this shit up okay)

evan: whats hitting your luh
me: joe mama
evan: ok i hit my luh ok
evan: screams

by usecoderenegade October 28, 2019

Hitting the dance up

To smoke crack cocaine openly while out in public

Why walk all the way to my car when we could just start hitting the dance up right here

by Mikkeymillerisgod February 2, 2021

hit and run journalism

Reporting on a fake story the lying about it.

What is hit and run journalism anyways?

by Sexydimma September 22, 2022