inane drivel

What comes out of Spongebob's mouth, according to Squidward.

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward. You finished! What's your wish?

Squidward: My wish is that the people of Bikini Bottom stop paying any attention to the inane drivel that constantly keeps screaming out of this dunderhead's mouth! (Directed at SpongeBob ofc)

by superbowserfan64 January 12, 2024

Morning Driver

When the husband wants to have sex first thing in the morning.

“Sandra, I know you’re tired so I’ll be your morning driver.”

by Sandra Dee January 13, 2024

Chicago Drive

When you take a dog into the mountains or a neighboring town and let them out and drive away

When i was a kid my dad took my dog on the Chicago Drive.

by Miklyn February 7, 2024

Corsa driver

A relatively new driver, who seems to believe they're owed everything in life, who demands respect and gratitude despite their own distasteful ways towards life and others, while driving a vehicle associated with chavs and pedophiles.

God did you see how horrible Steve is now? He's starting to resemble a Corsa driver

by DerrrrekBwrannnin December 2, 2023

Canadian Drive-by

Like a regular drive-by, except that the intended targets are politely waved at instead of shot at.

Jane pulled a Canadian Drive-by on me yesterday when I was walking home.

by rFoxx February 13, 2024

Tissue driven hypothesis

A tissue driven hypothesis is when a very emotional person jumps to conclusions.

Shut up bitch, I don’t want to hear your tissue driven hypothesis

by Stranded clock February 21, 2024

certi driver

When an individual is classed as a 'good' driver, IE: Certified.

This means the driver doesn't end up 'oversteering' or 'understeering' into a brick wall at "30mph" and breaking their vehicle, such as a Swift Sport-ish.

'im a certi driver me mush'
'mans a certi driver init bro'

by JCCD February 29, 2024