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Put a dick in it

A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".
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PUT A DICK IN IT!
by CedricDoodlehopper July 3, 2015
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Paper DICK

A game played by no certain numbers of patrons where a paper ball referred to as the "paper dick" is hit in the air in an uppercut motion and whoever hits a foul shot or misses the "paper dick" is eliminated. also if the "paper dick" shot is in-between and no patron can be ruled as out it goes to a duel where the same rules must be applied but only the two players accused of previous actions play.
1-you finna hop on dis paper dick grind bro
2-yea broski foshizzzle
by the Paper Dick Elders May 16, 2021
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Dick Dockin'

When one parks their vehicle outside the lines of a parking space either to pompously protect it from getting scratched or just out of sheer ignorance and carelessness.
"Look at this motherfucker "Dick Dockin'" his 1990 Fiero at the empty end of Walmart...
by BluePostItNote August 17, 2016
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Dick Enberg

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Enberged
by Dan Ware April 22, 2018
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Dick suckery

A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.
My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery
by Jay and dog February 14, 2017
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Diet Dick

A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.
I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.
by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020
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Dick Funk

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk
Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad
by SMD111 July 10, 2017
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