Neti Cock

The act of shooting one's cum into the nasal passage of the subject, thus filling the sinus cavity with a salty solution to draw the mucus out of the sinus.

Anna: I was really stuffed up until Phil gave me some Neti Cock. I haven't been able to breathe like this in a long time; Sure beats swallowing!

by team boomstick October 7, 2011

The Magic Cock

Another Word for a big cock that magically fucks everyone you become in contact with.

Friend: Bro who did you talk to today
You: Your Mum

Friend: Nooooo Bro what the fuck

Mom: Im getting fucked by a big invisble cock, i wasn't readyyyyy
The Magic Cock

by P1rateM0ve December 5, 2018

crunchy cock

A cock that you bite into if you don't like the size of it cause he's a faggot

Joey : can i have a blow job
Captain falcon : no cause you have a crunchy cock

by Mark 1795 August 20, 2017

Cock poof

When you insert your penis into your partners ass and they fart on your cock.

That cock poof last night was phenomenal!

by Chickychicky12 March 11, 2019

slinky cock

A type of cock that can be stretched out to a certain length more than an average cock can

yo bro he’s so lucky he has one of those slinky cocks

by daddycoley March 19, 2019

Sun cock

A drink with Champagne added to Pina Colada. (Also known as shitty steak face)

Give me another sun cock!

by Lola Ellsworth January 5, 2019

Cock blind

When the dick is so fucking good that they are blind to all character flaws.

"Why is that chick with that douche?"
"Oh she's just cock blind"

by J to the Me January 16, 2019