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Junction City Butt Flute 

The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.
Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"

Crunk City

A contagious vibe and state of mind wherein the fam gets lit, hyped, or begins to act boisterously.
Never before had I attended such a banging roof top party — that place was Crunk City.
Crunk City by Bangarang September 11, 2018

Kansas City Kitty

>^..^< Kansas City Kitty; an Irish Catholic resident of Kansas City, female, with children who she will viciously defend to the death, poor, and probably once a resident of the West Bottoms under the rule of the big Boss Man and crooked Irish Catholic Gangster, leader of the Goats fighting the Rabbits, and known to mess with people from KKK presidents to Jazz musicians, and the Italian Mafia: Tom Pendergast (now has a KC bar named "Tom's Town" after him). The KCK was made famous by a WB cartoon called "We, the Animals Squeak!" Which is a Looney Tunes cartoon animated short starring Porky Pig. Released August 9, 1941, the cartoon is directed by Bob Clampett. The voices were performed by Mel Blanc, Sara Berner, Billy Bletcher and Michael Maltese. You can find her in her modern form under hashtags like #KansasCityKitty #KillaCityKitty #KillerCityKitty #KCModel etc. There is a store in Colorado named after her, but not a real KCK, because it's in Colorado, so just a trendy wanna be Denver Hippy sorta thing. There is some WWII nose art depicting her. She is the Woman of all Women! She may enjoy fighting, spiting, cussing, drinking, cat walking, and more! 🐈 Also used as a code word for Kansas City Kansas (KCK), though typically thought of as a Missourian.
The Kansas City Kitty is a woman you don't want to mess with, she will not take any crap!
Kansas City Kitty by 18thAndCentral September 14, 2018

Magic City 2 

A legendary lingerie night club in Huntsville. Also known as Atlanta 2.0 when it comes to getting MAGICAL. Club advises to leave your boo thing at home.
Magic city 2- Unbelievable

"Everytime I come to Huntsville it gets MAGICAL"
Magic City 2 by VillyVille October 8, 2018

Pubescomb City 

A city were you have to keep your pubes nice and trimmed or you will get crucified by satanists
James - Oh Hey John Toooots Radical Pubes dude
Tom - Nah He Never Heard Of Pubescomb City
John - Hey, Fuck You Thomas Henry Harrison The Third

Kansas City Special 

Guy 1: Bro, I just got a Kansas City Special.
Guy 2: Why would you go to an Applebee's?
Guy 1: To get a Kansas City Special.