christian living

The lifestyle of a conservative, wealthy, well mannered teen who really just wants to have fun in life and still be sought out as a good Christian.

Sorry, can’t go out tonight it’s just another part of Christian living. Then goes and gets drunk with friends and acts like nothing happened the next day.

by Rduncan May 24, 2018

Christian, Life, Academy

Weird ass school with weird ass kids and odd events

Brother 1: Let’s go to school

Brother 2:hell naw not that place

Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!

Bro2:naw but it’s funny

by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023

Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011

Christian

Christian as the person That always puts a smile on my face❤️
Christian is a Person who will always Make you laugh And He will always try your best to keep you Happy😀He will do everything in the world for you As an experience with a Christian He will Do anything and everything for you He will Keep you smiling,He will Always be there for you He will Deal with your problems He will help you get through everything Christian is Someone Who’s Loving ,can be annoying sometimes He can be frustrating but Most of all he will give you all His love! My family love Christian Because as Much As he gets me mad and makes me cry sometimes(Not in A bad Way but because of the good advice and things he tells me)my family love you Christian and Forever Will One day I promise you will Be Apart of my family! Christian gets Me mad Sometimes because the girls ! A lot of girls want him but he sticks to me! he mine forever the freak ain’t finna let no one have him He’s mine and mine only I love Christian With all my heart 09/03/23 Forever I love you so much My heart

Love:S

Person 1:Christian is cute
Person 2:Nahh frrr
Person 3(Me) He Want me n me only

by anonymous November 21, 2023

Christian

He’s super adorable,spontaneous,and Angelinas manzzzzzz ❤️💯

Christian is angelinas manzzzzzz!!!!!!

by StealUrmanzzz October 29, 2018

Christian

Christian is a very kind,nice,funny,intelligent person. Once you talk to him you will instantly fall in love with him. You will never want to let go of him. But be careful because if you break his heart, he will not be happy. He is very nice and smart. You will love him as soon as you see him or talk to him. You always want a Christian in your life.

omg is that Christian?
yes isn't he really cute and nice.

by pintrest lover May 4, 2021

Christian Lecuona

There is nothing much to say about him he is your daddy and he just wants to fuck all day and night. But he does lag a lot when you text him or he will be a bitch and just leave you on seen, BUT HE IS YOUR DADDY AND HE WILL FUCK YOU TILL HIS DICK BREAKS OFF SO BE CAREFUL, christian Lecuona is one smexy mf BUT HE WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO SAY"HARDER DADDY" YOU WILL HAVE TO SAY "NOT SO HARD DADDY I CANT TAKE IT"

Person :FUCK ME DADDYYYYY

OOOOOO YEAHHHH

THATS THE SPOT

MORE DADDY MORE

AHHHHHHHHHH
OMG CUM IN MY FACE

OOOOOO YEAH THX DADDY

Christian Lecuona: Anytime *smirk*

by FUCK ME TILL YOUR DICK BREAKS October 21, 2020